dolla dolla bill y’all

i found my dream gig. (yes — this is real.)

pick me! pick me! i have been training for this for years: email blasting, music blog research, “composing correspondence”… am i good at anything else, really?

however i’m so skeptical of cool things these days that i bet this wu-tang is a chinese manufacturing company that makes candles that belt out wu-tang songs when you light them. i just made that up, but i’d like patent / royalty rights right now in case that is genius that i don’t yet recognize. RECOGNIZE. Cash Rules Everything Around Me C.R.E.A.M. get the money dolla dolla bill y’all here we here we go check this yo

this, too, is real. illinois state senator channeling raekwon’s personal finance tips 101 and reading C.R.E.A.M. lyrics into the record!

i love the the closer not pictured with her disdainful, “thank you for sh[hhh]aring”. doesn’t she know? wu-tang clan ain’t nothin’ to…

that’s all for now. i’m working on my app… and oh hey, i’m already done:

  1. cover letter: “I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome”
  2. resume: dunzo, fixed it all up for the booth resume book last week, only to be told they’re not really due until next monday. thanks, career services, for the heart attack “get on the resume book train! you know your future employer is trolling the resume book in the middle of vacation season because they want YOU, superstar. this train’s railin’ at ya faster than the metric system came and went! no comfortably-in-debt MBA student left behind!” reminders.
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