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me: i am so simple that i LOLed at this. JD: Hahaha I am LOLing at the fact that you LOLed
DUH. i mean, who's gonna hold your hair back when you vomit?
- put that body pouf down! no! and that coin jar labeled “i’m saving for a boob job”! not allowed! you take your lewd mouth full of suggestive sayings and swear words, cigarettes, and whiskey… and GIT! will no one think of this poor handdryer’s virgin eyes, ears, and soft heart?!?