power of the press
wow, time flies in omaha! i’ve only been here three weeks, yet traveled 13 years and back.
the firm: we heard you posted a picture of your monitor to facebook.
me [thinking, ‘uh oh!’]: … maybe?
the firm: guess what. you’re getting an upgrade.
me [phew!]: yay! how old is this CRT, out of curiosity?
the firm: it’s the oldest employee at the firm, apart from [the founder]. purchased in 1998.
hee! very happy with the unexpected upgrade! though i will miss my endless source of laughter, as it taunted me every day with its superior tan.