i just got paid for the first time in eleven months. i think that means it’s time to buy, buy, buy!
normally i would extract my favorite quotes and post them for you here, but i would end up just transcribing the entire five minutes, and he talks kinda fast. instead, i will just point out how awesome his pants are. and how fitting for this upcoming weekend.
can you imagine a talk show with him, gary busey, and charlie sheen? just think about it. seriously, who do i need to see to make that happen?
in other news:
- theknotdotcom changed its ticker from KNOT to XOXO. why? if XOXO were a person, i’d call that a bad career move, possibly the equivalent of getting a tramp stamp. instead, i’ll call it a bad marketing strategy. check… minus.
- uchicago is beginning to resemble a roll-up with its excess cash and acquisitions. i see the accretive EPS from gains in brand and customer relationships, but what’s the ROIC?
- i can buy most things in this cash $ millionaires cribs clip with all its pockets of alternately luxury and crazy … except for one thing: only one arm through the jersey sleeve. why?