chicago is officially on fire. tom skilling says:
it’s hot, it’s cold, it’s sunny, it’s stormy, all on “either side of 9pm” … AKA anything can happen at any time, and this forecast could be for anywhere. almost as good as this two-month almanac forecast, which amazingly isn’t that far off. can you imagine being a meteorologist? you can alternately be vague and never get it wrong, or be precise and get it wrong all the time. either way, you’re paid for it, and housewives love you.
below, the new planking. hee!