i hear ya, mario.
so many options…
and each has a purpose:
- turtleshell is a one-piece, which makes it easy, but also it makes your ass look big;
- the frog costume is another one-piece option, but it squeaks every time you take a step;
- the black overalls are the most slimming, but can you really wear that much black in june?;
- and ugh, just tragic, your skinny jeans that you keep on the top rack, third from left, dreaming of your old figure … mental note: lose 10 pounds this summer.
i really want a me-sized version of the red hat with ears (top shelf), so i can bring it into study groups & call it my ‘thinking cap’