the count

six months have passed and i have not paid for one car wash since i’ve been in chicago. of course, opening the door without getting sand, salt, and dust all over me is a delicate, time-consuming, resume-worthy art. but that’s merely opportunity cost and my time ain’t worth much, anyway.

you say “dissatisfied”, i say “amazing.”

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