on the verge of
Kill Myself Tuesday, i offer you these:
There’s a big calculus party, and all the functions are invited. ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.
ln(x): “What’s wrong e^x?”
e^x: “I’m so lonely!”
ln(x): “Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!”
e^x looks up and cries, “I already did!”