that’s … actually plan A

me: i decided i’m not going to kill myself for these firms. … if it’s not meant to be, i will just move to central america where i am pretty sure my life savings will carry me through the next 50 years.

MB: Good plan, very pragmatic :-p. I’m with you, though, I can’t kill myself for a job. Not that I’m stuck up or anything, but I’m way too awesome to beg for work.

MB [later]: Plan B: Marry a rich old guy and then smother him with a pillow before you have to suck his shrivelly wiener.

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