it’s good to be home / my mom is a fob dot com
me: where is the nearest outlet?
me: no, not premium shopping — i need to plug in my laptop charger.
mom: oh i don’t know. ask your father.
mom: how much was that apple?
me: this one [the one i’m eating]? like a dollar..at the airport.
mom: what a ripoff. 99 cents a pound at ranch 99. and i meant your
me: oh…about 1200?
mom: that’s a deal. piao liang [pretty].
mom: can i make you an omelet?
mom: i will put in red peppers, olives, silverfish and…
me: silverfish?! do you mean anchovies?