making splashes, literally.

my ChiBus shout-out:

To the first years with last names G-J, my exploding a Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi all over your mail folders (full of freshly graded problem sets, your missing name tent, and recruiting flyers/dreams) last week was a sign of affection. I’ve started drinking Diet Sunkist, so you’ll know it’s me next time.


yes, this happened. i tried to mop up the best i could, without going into everyone’s folders. not all were hit, obviously. but my homework sets from that week are splotched and uneven in texture.

and some guy saw me cleaning up and offered, “ah, it’s all right, shit happens.” and i replied, “really though? does it?” and he was like, “…to some people…”



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